About

The Christison family dressed as the Incredibles for Halloween

Andrew Christison

Port Angeles, Washington

I run a lifecycle marketing agency, build software, train martial arts, run long distances, and homestead with my family on the Olympic Peninsula.

Hello World.

Work

Things I’ve built

Retencity ↗

We make lifecycle marketing the channel your brand can’t believe it ever underinvested in.

Featured on The Conversion Show The Up Arrow Podcast The Story of a Brand
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ask a question about klaviyo. get an answer cited to the official docs.

🍃 pondlog ↗

what’s happening outside, right now. first of their kind nature MCPs.

CropGraph ↗

What should I grow here? The API that answers for any US coordinate.

Running

Andrew on a run
Pre-race family photo at the Glow Run
Run Club 2025
Run Club 2026

Youth PRs

  • 5:07mile
  • 17:515K

40+ PRs

  • 6:47mile
  • 23:175K
  • 47:3810K
  • 2:07half marathon
  • 4:38:39marathon

Martial Arts

Andrew and his daughter Maisie at her first dan ceremony
Andrew and family in taekwondo doboks

Lineage

  • Green Belt Southern Shaolin Kung Fu at Red Dragon Martial Arts.
  • 1st Dan Kukkiwon Taekwondo with Hapkido, Judo & One Step Fighting at White Crane Martial Arts.

Homestead

A Katahdin lamb on the property
The bees
Maisie with a pig
Khaki Campbell ducks
A mother hen with her chicks
A rooster named Steve

6.5 acres in the rainshadow of Olympic National Park.

Port Angeles. The land of fruit and honey.

  • 6Katahdin sheep
  • 2Nigerian dwarf goats
  • 6Khaki Campbell ducks
  • 60layer hens
  • 5roosters, all named Steve
  • 2cats
@theneighborshomestead ↗

The Bus

A 2002 school bus, converted by hand

A 2002 school bus, converted with love at Barry’s Garage, by the man, the legend, himself, Maisie, Megan and Andrew in 2018. Traveled into 2019.

And we still bussin’

start arrive

@neighborbus ↗

Bus interior detail

Writing Space

Things land here when they have somewhere to be.

A sunflower with a wasp on it

Homestead Sunflower, Shining Bright

The Port Angeles wharf

Megan at the Port Angeles Wharf

Trixie the dog

Megan & Trixie Breaking a Guinness World Record

With Ryan Holiday and Robert Greene

Ryan Holiday & Robert Greene, NY Times Best Selling Authors

At a Gabor Maté lecture

The Myth of Normal, Gabor Maté lecture

Notepad

This is why we’re here.

Make today count.

Recycle Bin

  • ⌬ things I was sure of at 18

1 item · the rest got composted

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